Monday, December 15, 2014

Can You Smile?

Men Virus Women
“A husband providing to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on the average only 1,100 words a day, where as women use 2,200 words a day.

She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.
He asked, “what?”

Atty. Kel Tolentino sent to the Madyaas Pen the following jokes while Ruby is visiting Aklan.
A singing group called “The Resurrection” was scheduled to sing at a church when a strong typhoon postponed the performance. The priest fixed the outside sign to read “The Resurrection Is Postponed. Church Signs:
1. “No God – No Peace. Know God - Know Peace.”
2. “Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons – come hear one!”
3. “Fight truth decay – study the Bible daily.”
4. “If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.”
5. “If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.”
6.“Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty lives.”
7. “Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of their world.” /MP

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