Thursday, October 30, 2014

Read and Have Fun

It’s clean & funny....
A girl asked her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.  
Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy was ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he took a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He told the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helped the boy for about an hour. He told the boy every-thing there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asked the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insisted on the family pack because he thought he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy showed up at the girl’s parents house and met his girlfriend at the door.  “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!”

The boy went inside and was taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents were seated. The boy quickly offered to say grace and bows his head. A minute passed, and the boy was still deep in prayer, with his head down. Some 10 minutes passed, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leaned over and whispered to her boyfriend, “I had no idea you are this religious.”

The boy turned, and whispers back,  “I had no idea your father is THE pharmacist.”

If you DON’T forward this to at least 1 person you have no sense of humour !!!!!! 
from Dr. Raphy Tayco /MP

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